Not “a little restless” trash. More like “scroll until 2 a.m., wake up with dry mouth and existential dread” kind of trash. I mentioned this to a friend in passing, and she casually said, “Have you tried mouth tape?” like it was a totally normal thing to suggest.
Cue a spiral into the world of nasal breathing, deep sleep optimization, and TikToks claiming better skin and tighter jawlines. That’s how I found Sleep or Die, a brand that didn’t make mouth taping look medical or weird, but kind of... cool?
In short, it’s exactly what it sounds like. You put a small piece of skin-safe tape over your lips at night to keep your mouth closed, encouraging nasal breathing while you sleep.
And why do that?
Because nose breathing is a secret health flex:
I was also especially interested in the skincare perks I kept seeing online, something about reduced trans-epidermal water loss, lip hydration, and even jawline definition. I wouldn’t say no to any of that.
Also, I’ve got mild seasonal allergies and a deviated septum, so I figured it couldn’t hurt to try.
There are plenty of options out there (some people literally use medical tape), but Sleep or Die stood out for a few reasons:
I stood in the mirror with my face fully glazed from my nightly skincare ritual. I was a little worried the tape wouldn’t stick over all that moisture, but it went on surprisingly well.
It smelled a little... Band-Aid-ish. Mildly off-putting, but not terrible.
Then I lay down and waited for the weirdness.
By night two, I was falling asleep faster. By night four, I noticed I was waking up without that thick, groggy brain fog. No mouth dryness either. Just vibes and hydration.
And no, I didn’t turn into a jawline model overnight, but I did stop waking up with pillow creases and dead eyes. That’s progress.
This is when things clicked. I’d gotten over the initial weirdness. The tape stayed on. I was sleeping better. Deeper. Longer. I didn’t feel the need to chug caffeine the moment I woke up, a personal miracle.
As a skincare-obsessed person, I also appreciated that it didn’t interfere with my nightly routine.
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Absolutely. Mouth taping might not be for everyone, but for me, it worked.
I slept better. I felt better. I even looked better. And the funky red tape? Kind of iconic. I snapped a few selfies and felt like a skincare goth in hibernation. A vibe.
In a world that’s constantly exhausted, this was a small thing that made a big difference. If your sleep quality is struggling, give it a shot. At worst, you’ll feel a little silly. At best, you’ll feel like a better human.
And hey, even though Persephone is a sheep, this mouth tape is the G.O.A.T.